Barometric sensations
are generated from within
my calcified cranium
while the ureaesque
substance begins
to be pumped in.
Better to be
pissed off
than pissed in,
but not my
decision.
It’s both…
to my chagrin.
Breathe in
the benzene
laced air.
Breathe out
the existential
fear.
Feel lucky
that you were
able to get here.
Be thrilled
you’re alive.
That’ll be
$3599.95.