J. Maxwell is a 20-something white male who aspires to one day own a Taco Bell if only for the possibility of unlimited potato grillers and mini beefy quesadillas. In his free time, he wanders his Alma mater’s (Louisiana State University) parking lot to trick people into thinking he is about to leave a parking spot. Authorities believe he still resides in Baton Rouge where the vast majority of people don’t care about poetry.

Exactly how he got into poetry is still a mystery, but most experts believe he shouldn’t be writing it.